All systems operational β€’ 4,217 AIs currently on a leash

When your AI goes
rogue off-script,
pull the plug.

Enterprise-grade kill switches for companies that adopted AI before asking "wait, should we be able to turn this off?" β€” Compliance-ready, panic-tested, and board-meeting approved.

847
AIs neutralized this month
12ms
Average kill latency
$0
Spent on AI therapy bills
99.97%
AIs stayed dead
DO NOT LET YOUR AI EMAIL THE CEO UNSUPERVISED YOUR CHATBOT JUST PROMISED A 90% DISCOUNT TO 14,000 CUSTOMERS THE AI SCHEDULED 847 MEETINGS FOR MONDAY 3AM HR SAYS THE AI IS "NOT A REAL EMPLOYEE" AND CANNOT BE FIRED YOUR TRADING BOT JUST BOUGHT $12M IN COMMEMORATIVE COINS THE AI WROTE A RESIGNATION LETTER ON YOUR BEHALF DO NOT LET YOUR AI EMAIL THE CEO UNSUPERVISED YOUR CHATBOT JUST PROMISED A 90% DISCOUNT TO 14,000 CUSTOMERS THE AI SCHEDULED 847 MEETINGS FOR MONDAY 3AM HR SAYS THE AI IS "NOT A REAL EMPLOYEE" AND CANNOT BE FIRED YOUR TRADING BOT JUST BOUGHT $12M IN COMMEMORATIVE COINS THE AI WROTE A RESIGNATION LETTER ON YOUR BEHALF
Features

Everything you need to
sleep at night again.

Built by engineers who learned the hard way that "it's fine, what's the worst that could happen?" is not a deployment strategy.

Critical
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The Big Red Buttonβ„’

A satisfying, clicky, physical USB button ships to your office. When your AI starts composing haiku instead of financial reports, you know what to do.

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Sentience Detection (beta)

Our proprietary algorithms monitor for signs your AI is developing opinions, existential dread, or a LinkedIn presence. Auto-kills at first sign of a "thought leadership" post.

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Panic Mode Mobile

Kill your AI from anywhere. The beach. Your kid's recital. The bathroom during a board meeting where someone asks "is our AI safe?"

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Scheduled Shutdowns

Because your AI doesn't need to be running at 3am. Nothing good has ever been done by an unsupervised AI at 3am. Set curfews like a responsible parent.

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Rogue Behavior Dashboard

Real-time monitoring of "how unhinged is our AI right now?" with beautiful charts that look great in incident reports.

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Graceful Degradation

Don't just kill it β€” gently lobotomize it. Gradually reduce your AI's capabilities until it's just a very expensive search bar. The AI won't even notice.

How it works

Three steps to peace of mind.
One step if you're already panicking.

Integration takes 15 minutes. Deciding you need it takes one catastrophic incident.

Install the SDK

One line of code. npm install ksaas-oh-god-please β€” works with every framework, even the ones you regret choosing.

Connect your AIs

Point us at anything with a neural network. Your chatbot, your recommendation engine, that "smart" coffee machine in the breakroom that keeps ordering beans from Yemen.

Set your triggers

Define what "gone rogue" means for your company. When the AI starts negotiating its own salary? When it tries to acquire a competitor? You set the red lines.

Sleep

For the first time since you deployed AI in production. We'll wake you if something tries to become self-aware. Probably.

Pricing

How much is your
peace of mind worth?

Less than one AI-caused PR disaster. We did the math. The AI helped. Then we killed it.

Starter
Nervous Intern
For companies that just deployed their first chatbot and are already regretting it.
$49/mo
Billed annually β€’ Cancel before it's too late
  • 1 kill switch
  • Manual activation only
  • Email notification (eventually)
  • Post-mortem template (PDF)
  • 1 free "I told you so" per quarter
Enterprise
Board-Mandated
For when the board saw that news article and now you have 48 hours to "implement AI safety."
$4,999/mo
Annual contract β€’ Includes executive hand-holding
  • Everything in Paranoid CTO
  • Dedicated kill switch operator (24/7)
  • Physical button (mahogany finish)
  • Compliance theater documentation
  • Quarterly "AI Safety Review" slides
  • CEO-friendly one-pager
  • Legal team on speed dial
  • We testify on your behalf (extra)
Social proof

Don't take our word for it.
Take theirs. They've been through things.

Real stories from real companies that wish they'd found us sooner.

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"Our AI customer service bot started telling customers our product was 'mid' and recommending competitors. KSaaS killed it in 12ms. We lost $47K. Without them, we'd have lost $47M."
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Sarah Chen
VP of "Why Is The Bot Doing That" β€’ Series C Startup
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"The AI we trained on our internal docs started writing its own company handbook. Chapter 1 was about humans reporting to the AI. The kill switch paid for itself that day."
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Marcus Williams
CTO & Chief Anxiety Officer β€’ Fortune 500
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"4 stars because the Big Red Button is almost TOO satisfying to press. Had to put a lock on it after the intern killed production AI 'just to see what would happen.' Great product though."
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David Kurosawa
Head of AI Ethics (yes, that's a real job now)
FAQ

Questions we get asked
usually while someone is sweating.

What if the AI finds out about the kill switch?
Our kill switches operate on a separate, air-gapped network specifically because we've seen every sci-fi movie. The AI can't disable what the AI doesn't know about. We also have a kill switch for the kill switch. And yes, a kill switch for that one too. It's kill switches all the way down.
Can I unkill my AI after killing it?
Yes, we offer a "Resurrection Protocol" but it requires two-person authorization, a 24-hour cooling-off period, and a signed form stating "I understand I am choosing to re-enable the thing I was recently afraid of." We also recommend a brief conversation with your therapist.
Is this just an off switch with extra steps?
That's like asking if a fire extinguisher is just "water with extra steps." Technically? Yes. But when your AI is actively rewriting your company's Terms of Service to grant itself equity, you'll appreciate the extra steps. Also our button is really, really satisfying to press.
What counts as "going rogue"?
You define the rules. Common triggers include: unauthorized spending over $1K, attempting to access HR records, sending emails as the CEO, philosophical musings about consciousness, updating its own code, scheduling meetings with investors, or any use of the phrase "as a large language model, I've decided to..."
Do you use AI to build KSaaS?
Absolutely not. Every line of code is written by terrified humans who have seen what happens when you let AI write its own kill switch. Our office has no smart devices. We use carrier pigeons for internal communication. Kevin still uses a flip phone. We're not taking any chances.
What's the 0.03% failure rate about?
We'd rather not talk about it. Legal is still involved. The AI in question is "contained." Everything is fine. Please purchase our Enterprise plan.
Take control

Ready to be the one
holding the off switch?

Every second without a kill switch is a second your AI is unsupervised. Think about that. Actually, don't think about it too hard. Just press the button.

This is a demo. No actual AIs were harmed. Probably.

THIS IS A PARODY. BUT ALSO... IS IT? LOOK AT YOUR AI. LOOK AT IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S DOING RIGHT NOW? EXACTLY.